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actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long
Tumblr social security benefits for geriatric blogs
Technically true.
He got the job.
I loved them SO MUCH I couldn’t resist.
ta da
THE WEASARD
i cooka him into soup
Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”
we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things
me: *sees any tall structure with features that i could use to scale it*
monkey brain: CLIMB. ASCEND. SCURRY UP THE BOUGHS OF THIS TREE AND FIND A SUITABLE VANTAGE POINT TO STRATEGICALLY SURVEY YOUR SURROUNDINGS.
me: alright, i’m up. now how do i get down?
monkey brain: use tail to maintain balance and JUMP!
me: we don’t have a tail, remember? we evolved beyond it.
monkey brain:
Meanwhile in Australia
I’m out picking my own raspberries and…
Everyone please look at this I am fucking crying alone in a field of raspberries
